.+ The Sora Slaughterers' Club +.

.:: W•E•L•C•O•M•E ::.

Uh. Yeah. Welcome! Okay, let me get things straight here before I start off. We all know Sora, right? The "Keyblade Master", the "Hero of Light", whatever the feck you want to call him. He is the star of Kingdom Hearts, one of the most popular game series known to man, is loved by (and paired with) many, and has at least three fan clubs dedicated to him on deviantArt alone.

Little son of a bitch.

As one might have guessed, not everyone out there likes our little protagonist. Namely, myself -- ~Cerulesta, your host and the founder of this club.

I happen to rather despise Sora. The fact that he's a fictional character aside, I feel that he's a total hypocrite for what he does to the villains of the game (who, yes, I happen to like very much indeed). He annoys me with his constant optimism and love of all things good and right. Sure, that may be how a proper hero should think. But I don't LIKE proper heroes.

This page was put into existence for those like me who hate Sora, no matter their reason, to come and gather. Anything will be accepted here: artwork, stories, rants and raves and venting anger. Though I'd like to add that Sora fans and supporters are also welcome here... if they don't intend to flame me to death. I know some of you find this whole idea to be pretty funny, which is how I'd prefer you to think as opposed to insulting me about it.

And the rest of you Sora fans, if you've happened to be strolling along and come across this page, it isn't made as an insult to you. Go ahead and like him, I don't care. That's your choice, and there are plenty of clubs for people like you. But we here have a different opinion, and we'll respect yours if you respect ours.

Come on, my Sora slaughterers! I know you're out there. Don't hesitate, join our ranks! Let the world see that not everyone has to love the hero.

.:: J•O•I•N•I•N•G ::.

If you hate, despise, loathe, are annoyed by, or generally dislike Sora of Kingdom Hearts, this is your club.

Send a note to the club and I'll add you to the member list. If you just spam either this club or my personal page, I'll ignore you. Do it more than once, and Hell will freeze over before I let you join. Not trying to be cruel, but I really don't like spammers.

... not to mention that if you spam, I can assume that you haven't read this message and therefore want to get into the club without knowing the rules.

From hereon, I am also going to require that all members watch the club so that they receive all my announcements and updates. For those members who haven't watched the club yet, please do so ASAP. For new members, add the club to your watch lists when you join. Thanks again.

.:: D•I•S•C•U•S•S•I•O•N ::.

Let's face it. A lot of arguing has been taking place here in the Sora Slaughterers' Club, and people are getting bashed left and right. Being the administrator of a controversial club, I'd expected this time to come eventually. Fortunately for us, a potential solution has come to light.

Upon request from ~xsyntheticsmile, a forum topic has been created so that members of the SSC and Sora fans can peacefully discuss their opinions. This is a club -- not a battleground. I will help moderate the forum, and anyone who steps out of line, no matter who they may be, will be removed from the SSC without question. This includes being literate, being appropriate, and being respectful of others' statements, even if you disagree with them.

The topic can be found here: [link]

I encourage everyone here to hold discussion in the forum if you feel so inclined. The last thing I want is for this club to have to be shut down.

.:: U••D•A•T•E•S ::.



So, seeing as Xigbar has kinda migrated from the KH fandom, she's turned the Lead Admin position over to me, Demyx.

That's right, I'm your Superior now. >8D

Ugh, I'm kinda sorry things have been a little... Dead with the club the past few... What, months? xD;;

Senior year for your favorite sitar-player = Busybusybusy.

Annnnyway, I was thinking that I could probably use some help on running the SSC, with art submissions, and adding new members, etc, etc... So If any of the SSC's Organization wants to send me a note on my personal account, *SqueeSan, go ahead, and I can make you admin, and all that jazz.

ALSO~! I plan to kinda rework the journal setup a little... Maybe make it a little more organized, and add a link to a sepperate members page, etc, since the list is quite long....

.:: S•U•B•M•I•T•T•I•N•G ::.

We want to see your Sora bashing art! To submit a picture, it needs to be against Sora in some way, shape or form. Doesn't matter who's involved, so long as it's Sora who's getting burned.

Send a note with a link to your picture to the club, just as you would do with a request to join. Anything is accepted -- blood is fine. In fact, we like blood here. I'd prefer nudity be left out, however. I suppose I can also put up with sadistic pairing concepts, so long as they aren't TOO bad... though I'm regretful to accept them, let me warn you.

Thank you SO much to everyone who has submitted for sharing your beautiful art with us!

Now, everyone go visit their pages 8D



For the love of all that is holy, STOP FAVING CLUB SUBMISSIONS.

I will not tolerate this, people. Favouriting club submissions takes away from the original artists' hard work, since they should be the ones getting the credit. I repeat, the club did not draw these pictures. All you idiots have to do is take two seconds to click the link provided and go to the original deviation. If you're too lazy to do that, you have NO place here. I support intelligent hatred, which includes reading instructions that are clearly provided.

Might I add that I have to take MY precious time to yell at you bastards for being ignorant? CUT IT OUT. If this keeps up, I will not hesitate to kick people from the club on their FIRST offense. There is no excuse for such lazy attitudes here.

.:: M•E•M•B•E•R•S ::.

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.:: C•L•U•B A•D•M•I•N•I•S•T•R•A•T•I•O•N ::.

Seeing as the Sora Slaughterers' Club is growing quickly, I thought it would be in our best interest to set up an administrative board as soon as possible for the sake of future members.

Though I'll still remain mostly in charge of the club, I will depend on these moderators to spread the word about it, submit artwork, recruit new members, and offer advice and ideas when inspiration strikes them.

Thanks to many volunteers over the past few weeks, all thirteen moderating positions have been filled! Remember that the numbers DO NOT reflect any ranking whatsoever -- they're just there because we like the Organization here for the most part.

No more moderating slots are currently available. However, if you were holding out for a spot, don't give up hope forever; if someone isn't doing their job, I won't hesitate to boot them.

+ The SSC'S "Organization XIII" +

I. Xemnas
II. Xigbar
III. Xaldin
IV. Vexen
V. Lexaeus
VI. Zexion
VII. Saix
VIII. Axel
IX. Demyx
X. Luxord
XI. Marluxia
XII. Larxene
XIII. Roxas

.:: A•F•F•I•L•I•A•T•E•S ::.

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"Good has reigned for a bit too long... it's about time we gave it a kick in the ass."